Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

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Two and a Half MenAir date: October 16, 2006


Episode Guide

Season 01
Episode 1 Pilot September 22, 2003
Episode 2 Big Flappy Bastards September 29, 2003
Episode 3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell October 06, 2003
Episode 4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap October 13, 2003
Episode 5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump October 20, 2003
Episode 6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? October 27, 2003
Episode 7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake November 03, 2003
Episode 8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful November 10, 2003
Episode 9 Phase One, Complete November 17, 2003
Episode 10 Merry Thanksgiving November 24, 2003
Episode 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor December 15, 2003
Episode 12 Camel Filters + Pheromones January 05, 2004
Episode 13 Sara Like Puny Alan January 13, 2004
Episode 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas February 02, 2004
Episode 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick February 09, 2004
Episode 16 That Was Saliva, Alan February 16, 2004
Episode 17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats February 23, 2004
Episode 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick March 01, 2004
Episode 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You March 22, 2004
Episode 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark April 19, 2004
Episode 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing May 03, 2004
Episode 22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet May 10, 2004
Episode 23 Just Like Buffalo May 17, 2004
Episode 24 Can You Feel My Finger? May 24, 2004
Season 02
Episode 1 Back Off Mary Poppins September 20, 2004
Episode 2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls September 27, 2004
Episode 3 A Bag Full of Jawea October 04, 2004
Episode 4 Go Get Mommy's Bra October 11, 2004
Episode 5 Bad News from the Clinic October 18, 2004
Episode 6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance October 25, 2004
Episode 7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana November 08, 2004
Episode 8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers November 15, 2004
Episode 9 Yes, Monsignor November 22, 2004
Episode 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater November 29, 2004
Episode 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos December 13, 2004
Episode 12 A Lungful of Alan January 03, 2005
Episode 13 Get Off My Hair January 17, 2005
Episode 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut January 31, 2005
Episode 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand February 07, 2005
Episode 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? February 14, 2005
Episode 17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! February 21, 2005
Episode 18 It Was Mame, Mom March 07, 2005
Episode 19 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise March 21, 2005
Episode 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey April 18, 2005
Episode 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May 02, 2005
Episode 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May 09, 2005
Episode 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May 16, 2005
Episode 24 Does This Smell Funny to You? May 23, 2005
Season 03
Episode 1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts September 19, 2005
Episode 2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover September 26, 2005
Episode 3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark October 03, 2005
Episode 4 Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs October 10, 2005
Episode 5 We Called It Mr. Pinky October 17, 2005
Episode 6 Hi, Mr. Horned One October 24, 2005
Episode 7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop November 07, 2005
Episode 8 That Voodoo That I Do Do November 14, 2005
Episode 9 Madame and Her Special Friend November 21, 2005
Episode 10 Something Salted and Twisted November 28, 2005
Episode 11 Santa's Village of the Damned December 19, 2005
Episode 12 That Special Tug January 09, 2006
Episode 13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium January 23, 2006
Episode 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded February 06, 2006
Episode 15 My Tongue is Meat February 27, 2006
Episode 16 Ergo, The Booty Call March 06, 2006
Episode 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser March 13, 2006
Episode 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler March 20, 2006
Episode 19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin April 10, 2006
Episode 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro April 24, 2006
Episode 21 And the Plot Moistens May 01, 2006
Episode 22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie May 09, 2006
Episode 23 Arguments for the Quickie May 15, 2006
Episode 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May 22, 2006
Season 04
Episode 1 Working for Caligula September 18, 2006
Episode 2 Who's Vod Kanockers September 25, 2006
Episode 3 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress October 02, 2006
Episode 4 A Pot Smoking Monkey October 09, 2006
Episode 5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility October 16, 2006
Episode 6 Apologies for the Frivolity October 23, 2006
Episode 7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head November 06, 2006
Episode 8 Release the Dogs November 13, 2006
Episode 9 Corey's Been Dead For an Hour November 20, 2006
Episode 10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln November 27, 2006
Episode 11 Walnuts and Demerol December 11, 2006
Episode 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana January 08, 2007
Episode 13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer January 22, 2007
Episode 14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami February 05, 2007
Episode 15 My Damn Stalker February 12, 2007
Episode 16 Young People Have Phlegm Too February 19, 2007
Episode 17 I Merely Slept With a Commie February 26, 2007
Episode 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville March 19, 2007
Episode 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll April 09, 2007
Episode 20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot April 16, 2007
Episode 21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous April 23, 2007
Episode 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag April 30, 2007
Episode 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin May 07, 2007
Episode 24 Prostitutes and Gelato May 14, 2007
Season 05
Episode 1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom September 24, 2007
Episode 2 Media Room Slash Dungeon October 01, 2007
Episode 3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo October 08, 2007
Episode 4 City of Great Racks October 15, 2007
Episode 5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat October 23, 2007
Episode 6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail October 30, 2007
Episode 7 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room November 05, 2007
Episode 8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? November 12, 2007
Episode 9 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids November 19, 2007
Episode 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia November 26, 2007
Episode 11 Meander to Your Dander March 17, 2008
Episode 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh March 24, 2008
Episode 13 The Soil is Moist March 31, 2008
Episode 14 Winky-Dink Time April 14, 2008
Episode 15 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) April 21, 2008
Episode 16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty April 28, 2008
Episode 17 Fish in a Drawer May 05, 2008
Episode 18 If My Hole Could Talk May 12, 2008
Episode 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper May 19, 2008
Season 06
Episode 1 Taterhead is our Lovechild September 22, 2008
Episode 2 Pie Hole, Herb September 29, 2008
Episode 3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict October 06, 2008
Episode 4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' October 13, 2008
Episode 5 A Jock Strap in Hell October 20, 2008
Episode 6 It's Always Nazi Week November 03, 2008
Episode 7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy November 10, 2008
Episode 8 Pinocchio's Mouth November 17, 2008
Episode 9 The Mooch At The Boo November 24, 2008
Episode 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited December 08, 2008
Episode 11 The Devil's Lube December 15, 2008
Episode 12 Thank God for Scoliosis January 12, 2009
Episode 13 I Think You Offended Don January 19, 2009
Episode 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie February 02, 2009
Episode 15 I'd Like to Start With the Cat February 09, 2009
Episode 16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime March 02, 2009
Episode 17 The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? March 09, 2009
Episode 18 My Son's Enormous Head March 16, 2009
Episode 19 The Two Finger Rule March 30, 2009
Episode 20 Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau April 13, 2009
Episode 21 Above Exalted Cyclops April 27, 2009
Episode 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box May 04, 2009
Episode 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth May 11, 2009
Episode 24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids May 18, 2009
Season 07
Episode 1 818-JKLPUZO September 21, 2009
Episode 2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation September 28, 2009
Episode 3 Mmm, Fish. Yum. October 05, 2009
Episode 4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator October 12, 2009
Episode 5 For the Sake of the Child October 19, 2009
Episode 6 Give Me Your Thumb November 02, 2009
Episode 7 Untainted by Filth November 09, 2009
Episode 8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. November 16, 2009
Episode 9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair November 23, 2009
Episode 10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room December 07, 2009
Episode 11 Warning, It's Dirty December 15, 2009
Episode 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste January 11, 2010
Episode 13 Yay, No Polyps! January 18, 2010
Episode 14 Crude and Uncalled For February 01, 2010
Episode 15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche February 08, 2010
Episode 16 Tinkle Like a Princess March 01, 2010
Episode 17 I Found Your Moustache March 08, 2010
Episode 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day March 22, 2010
Episode 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave April 12, 2010
Episode 20 I Called Him Magoo May 10, 2010
Episode 21 Gumby with a Pokey May 17, 2010
Episode 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well May 24, 2010
Season 08
Episode 1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud September 20, 2010
Episode 2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer September 27, 2010
Episode 3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus October 04, 2010
Episode 4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers October 11, 2010
Episode 5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel October 18, 2010
Episode 6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger October 25, 2010
Episode 7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette November 01, 2010
Episode 8 Springtime on a Stick November 08, 2010
Episode 9 A Good Time In Central Africa November 15, 2010
Episode 10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop November 22, 2010
Episode 11 Dead From the Waist Down December 06, 2010
Episode 12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead December 13, 2010
Episode 13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup January 03, 2011
Episode 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs January 17, 2011
Episode 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak February 07, 2011
Episode 16 That Darn Priest February 14, 2011
Season 09
Episode 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt September 19, 2011
Episode 2 People Who Love Peepholes September 26, 2011
Episode 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food October 03, 2011
Episode 4 Nine Magic Fingers October 10, 2011
Episode 5 A Giant Cat Holding Churro October 17, 2011
Episode 6 The Squat and The Hover October 24, 2011
Episode 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets October 31, 2011
Episode 8 Thank You For The Intercourse November 07, 2011
Episode 9 Frodo's Headshots November 14, 2011
Episode 10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes November 21, 2011
Episode 11 A Lovely Landing Strip December 05, 2011
Episode 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! December 12, 2011
Episode 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion January 02, 2012
Episode 14 A Possum on Chemo January 16, 2012
Episode 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack February 06, 2012
Episode 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy February 13, 2012
Episode 17 Not In My Mouth February 20, 2012
Episode 18 The War Against Gingivitis February 27, 2012
Episode 19 Palmdale, Ech March 19, 2012
Episode 20 Grandma's Pie April 09, 2012
Episode 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' April 16, 2012
Episode 22 Why We Gave Up Women April 30, 2012
Episode 23 The Straw In My Donut Hole May 07, 2012
Episode 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May 14, 2012
Season 10
Episode 1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk September 27, 2012
Episode 2 A Big Bag of Dog October 04, 2012
Episode 3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt October 11, 2012
Episode 4 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For October 18, 2012
Episode 5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam October 25, 2012
Episode 6 Ferrets, Attack! November 01, 2012
Episode 7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard November 08, 2012
Episode 8 Something My Gynecologist Said November 15, 2012
Episode 9 I Scream When I Pee November 29, 2012
Episode 10 One Nut Johnson December 06, 2012
Episode 11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole December 13, 2012
Episode 12 Welcome to Alancrest January 03, 2013
Episode 13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line January 10, 2013
Episode 14 Run Steven Staven! Run! January 31, 2013
Episode 15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It February 07, 2013
Episode 16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby February 14, 2013
Episode 17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries February 21, 2013
Episode 18 The 9:04 From Pemberton March 07, 2013
Episode 19 Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon. March 14, 2013
Episode 20 Bazinga! That's From a TV Show April 04, 2013
Episode 21 Another Night With Neil Diamond April 25, 2013
Episode 22 My Bodacious Vidalia May 02, 2013
Episode 23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped May 09, 2013
Season 11
Episode 1 Nangnangnangnang September 26, 2013
Episode 2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball October 03, 2013
Episode 3 This Unblessed Biscuit October 10, 2013
Episode 4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank October 17, 2013
Episode 5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 October 24, 2013
Episode 6 Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants November 07, 2013
Episode 7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie November 14, 2013
Episode 8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. November 21, 2013
Episode 9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer December 05, 2013
Episode 10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! December 12, 2013
Episode 11 Tazed In the Lady Nuts January 02, 2014
Episode 12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball January 09, 2014
Episode 13 Bite Me, Supreme Court January 30, 2014
Episode 14 Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe February 06, 2014
Episode 15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin February 27, 2014
Episode 16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper March 06, 2014
Episode 17 Welcome Home, Jake March 13, 2014
Episode 18 West Side Story April 03, 2014
Episode 19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang April 10, 2014
Episode 20 Lotta Delis In Little Armenia April 24, 2014
Episode 21 Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot May 01, 2014
Episode 22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead May 08, 2014
Season 12
Episode 1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach October 30, 2014
Episode 2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza November 06, 2014
Episode 3 Glamping in a Yurt November 13, 2014
Episode 4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight November 20, 2014
Episode 5 Oontz, Oontz, Oontz November 27, 2014
Episode 6 Alan Shot a Little Girl December 04, 2014
Episode 7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner December 11, 2014
Episode 8 Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight December 18, 2014
Episode 9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey January 08, 2015
Episode 10 Here I Come, Pants! January 15, 2015
Episode 11 For Whom the Booty Calls January 22, 2015
Episode 12 A Beer Battered Rip-Off January 29, 2015
Episode 13 Boompa Loved His Hookers February 05, 2015
Episode 14 Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun February 12, 2015
Episode 15 Of Course He's Dead (1) February 19, 2015
Episode 16 Of Course He's Dead (2) February 19, 2015